More Bull-shit
The
last couple of weeks I seem to have had some good games of darts with a few
spectacular starts, but as always with darts there was a lot of Bull-shit flying
about. My run of luck started against the Red Lion when in the 3 singles legs I
played I had 2 X 120 shanghai breaks and then in the next leg, the first of the
doubles I had a 105 break. 3 out of 4 legs with a ton plus start isn't bad in my
book! At the time I said it was likely to be my only claim to fame this season
considering the way I usually play!
The next weeks match
had some absolute rubbish, but the game started spectacularly with one of my
mates, John Fawdrey who went up first and in one leg broke with 60 followed by
81 leaving 160. Then like an idiot I shouted out "Bet you can't finish
that!" So he did. 9 Darts. Brilliant. That cost me a pint. John will do
anything for a free pint! Next I went up to follow. The first leg was scrappy,
but in the second leg I broke straight away with 160. Of course some idiot said,
"Go on finish it." I didn't get it, but left Bull (with a 91 score)
after a total of 6 darts.
Now
I never go for a bull finish if it can be avoided, but like a fool I went for
it, for my first ever 7 darter with my opponent
back on 217 I think and no finish. Of course I really messed it up taking
another dozen darts to leave 16 and still missing it letting Geof crawl down
with yet another dozen darts and win, and he took the next leg as well. In my
doubles I played the same chap again. I broke with 105 the same as last week,
but with a score of 140 coming down we still managed to lose that one!
After
playing the way I did my captain thought I was messing about and not really
trying to win (he hasn’t known me that long) and he sent me this E-mail a
couple of days later;-
Hi
Alan,
First off I want to
apologise for getting so ratty with you last Wednesday. I'm sorry. You have to
be one of the most infuriating men I've ever met, you have the ability to not
only beat, but totally destroy other opponents. Your reluctance to do this is
what really winds me up, I can’t do that and I really wish I could. I would
really like you to go out and beat your opponent 2-0 and not give them a leg,
but I shouldn't have got so funny with you last week.
I
replied;-
Mike
Don't give it a second thought after over 30 years playing darts I've managed to
upset a lot of people! To be quite honest I don't know what makes me throw world
class one minute and like a w..nk..r the next. Although John will tell you I've
always been a w..nk..r and the good darts are not really me at all, but my other
self! I just don't know how to make myself turn it on, but I know how to wind
John up to make him go as you saw with his 160 finish! I always play to win
regardless of what others tell you and sometimes try and hide my poor games by
joking that I wanted my moneys worth by playing all 3 legs
The
captain sent me another E-mail with more Bull-shit;-
I
really, really want to win this league, and I'm well aware that the team is
massively under strength when you’re not in it. With you in the team we can
beat anyone. Anyway, as long as there is no hard feelings that’s good.
To
which I replied;-
Mike
I
am no superstar, I just have a bit of luck, (Don't forget Hartley's Jam) have
been playing a long time and as John says, we older players have seen it all so
don't get phased by any opposition. It's senility and general old age that
affects our game and not usually nerves like you youngsters! (Mike is in his
late 30’s) Experience and confidence is 99% of what the game is about and
being relaxed I think covers the other 1%. I did read a report once that said
natural ability was directly linked to intelligence, but I won't even go there,
at least not in print in case you show this to Stuart! I had better add that his
experience is starting to show now that he is winning the odd game! (Stuart is
one of our not so good players to put it politely for those that don’t know
him)
The
article that I referred to about natural ability in the E-mail was some research
that one idiot had carried out with a group of University students. It is
obviously a load of Bull-shit though, because Stuart (Who I have just mentioned)
is quit a clever chap, whereas I don’t think that can be said of all the
professional dart players around, not that I have met many of them, I must
admit.