Wildlife
And Darts.
Everybody is always on about the
environment, nature and looking after the wildlife around the country so I
thought it was about time to do a darts article that involved some of the
animals seen in England.
Playing
in different leagues as I do I often travel to all sorts of venues for matches
and one such recent game was played at a club with its own gate-keeper security.
As the club has many acres of grounds round it, it’s a haven for all sorts of
wildlife including ever resourceful foxes which have realised that if they
approach the guards at the gate they will get fed with titbits from the guards
lunchboxes. The club itself is built on the banks of a large lake.
We
played our match in the clubhouse particularly early in the evening because it
was a re-arranged game that could only be played on that night before a second
match later on in the evening. It was quite warm so the doors were open and some
of the players were strolling round the grassy area by the lake watching the
ducks and geese on the water. Many years ago the geese were causing a nuisance
with their vast numbers. Everywhere was covered in the rather large droppings
that the hundreds of birds produced. In fact the geese, were such a nuisance to
the golfers on the private course in the grounds, that, the golfers used to go
round the nests and smash the eggs in an attempt to reduce their numbers.
While
watching the few birds that remained the other night I recalled an evening some
years ago on another visit to the club for a game of darts with some friends. It
was the first time one of the group had been to this club and he had a
reputation for shooting and eating the local wildlife. As I have said there were
hundreds of geese present then. My friend asked if they would miss one of the
geese because he fancied one for Christmas. He was told they were a pest and to
help himself. He did and grabbed one that ventured to near looking for handouts.
He rung its neck, or so he thought and put it in the boot of the car. The ladies
in the party were not told of his actions, but they found out on the way home.
As they were driving along there was a sudden banging noise and a commotion
started in the boot that was followed by honking and an assortment of other
noises all from within the car. The ladies panicked and were not reassured when
they were told that there was a live goose in the boot! Geese have a rather
flexible neck and my friend had tried to wring it’s neck but had only stunned
it and not actually killed it! Needless to say it did end up on the dinner
table.
Anyway,
back to our recent match the other night. As I said some of the players were
staring out to the lake speculating on the fish stocks in it. The lake obviously
had quite a stock because we could see a large fountain of the sort that are
used to aerate waters that contain fish. One of the players informed us that
they were all “tiddlers” in the lake as it had just been stocked with young
trout. “There are no old trout in there,” he said.
My
quick reply, which was, “There are plenty of old trout in the club tonight,”
did not go down too well with the spectators.
After
we had won our match, with an unexpected struggle, as they were second from
bottom and we were second from top in the league, we all piled into the cars and
headed back out of the grounds. On the way out rabbits were running everywhere
across the private roads. One of the ladies exclaimed, “Be careful, watch out,
make sure you don’t hit one of the little bunnies.”
Back came the inevitable reply, “Don’t worry there’s no chance of him
hitting a rabbit, he’s hit nothing all night!”