Colwich Computer Club. 

Quotations For The Older Person!
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One day you look in the mirror and realise the face you are shaving is your fatherís.
Robert Harris.

Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional.
Bob Monkhouse.

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
Harry Hill.

Iím 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118 year old men do you know.
Barry Cryer.

As you get older 3 things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I canít remember the other 2.
Norman Wisdom.

You know youíre getting old when the girl you smile at thinks youíre one of her fatherís friends.
Alan Murray.

I can still enjoy sex at 74 ----- I live at 75 so itís no distance.
Bob Monkhouse.

A Little Poem Regarding Computer Spell Checkers . .


Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew. 

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